I'd like to see you try to walk a mile in my shit!!!

My decision!

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:10:56 GMT

I'm still going to blog but on my MrsMatthewLesko one because, I think that one is cooler. This one was awesome, especially my earliest entries, but, I had more less depressing and messed up entries on that one, that bring back good memories. So here's the link to the one I'm going to be on from now on: http://mrsmatthewlesko.livejournal.com/

Adios, Au revior, Auf Wedersehen!

Good night!

Yo!

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 02:13:16 GMT

I haven't written in a while! It's been about a month! I got a new MySpace profile, and I tried blogging everyday on it, but I gave up. But on MTV 2 they started showing "Beavis and Butthead" again, so naturally it reminded me of this blog, because of the name and how I used to be obsessed with Beavis and Butthead. Now I've decided to maybe blog again, but either on this LiveJournal or on my MrsMatthewLesko one. I'll think about it a little bit. I'll write another entry later about if I'll continue blogging, and if I do, to either continue on this one or my other one.

Something that's been on my mind

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:47:48 GMT

I've been really down on myself lately. I swear I think too much. Lately I've been feeling like I'm ugly. And I really am. You know what, I'm not. Ugh. Why the hell do I think so much. Why can't I just continue to be my regular goofy self like I've always been, without stopping to think? You know what, fuck this down talk (lol wtf, idk I just made it up) on myself. I'm awesome! I'm rad! Fuck everyone that thinks I'm ugly. I do need to lose weight and maybe take better care of myself. So no more trying to give up on being myself! Because no one else is as awesome as me :D

A story and a rant

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:26:11 GMT

A story I made up this morning, inspired by one of the headlines on the AOL homepage:

Barack Obama's been watching too much "Viva La Bam". In fact, he's been watching so much, that now he's starting to act like Don Vito. So today he went to the republicans and told them "Afgewtwerwehogs I don't have time for your silly political games. Vulcan idiot."

I think I'm pretty much done with MySpace, or at least done with all the people on my friends list. I politely ask them to vote in a poll I made for some project I'm working on, and no one even voted. But then I write a blog bitching about it (for I'm a bitch, you know) and then only one person voted! I've got about 20 some people on my friends list, at the very least three of them could have voted, it only takes a couple seconds! I'm sick of people hating me. I'm not all bad, you know. And I'm tired of being ugly and fat. So I'm going to lose this weight once and for all, and make myself look attractive for once! I need a change. No more trying to look weird. That's the only way to get ahead in life, is too look attractive. It's sad, but true. It's kinda like on Maury, where they have those stories about how someone looked all nerdy in high school, then now they look hot, and they confront someone in high school who picked on them alot. I swear I haven't watched Maury recently! What I should do is get another MySpace profile, once I've lost about all of the weight, and look hot and tell everyone on my regular profile to go fuck themselves. lol.

I made a quick video out of that story. It took me just five minutes!

Since I'm going to write here instead of my MySpace blog from now on, I'll write an entry about what I've been up to recently, since I wrote it all on MySpace. I'll probably do that tommorow night, since I get home late tonight and have to go to bed early because I wake up at five in the morning tommorow!

Writer's Block: Conchordance

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:08:19 GMT

Who is cuter: Bret or Jemaine?

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They both look like 200 pounds of bird shit!

<3 Tourettes Gal

Writer's Block: Table for One

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:22:56 GMT

Do you ever go out to dinner (at a sit-down restaurant) by yourself?

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I only did that once, at a Japanese restaurant. It was kinda weird. Do groddy Mexican places count as sit-down restaurants?

Random thoughts 4

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 07:34:22 GMT

-I REALLY want to finish my Algebra homework right now. I'm so desperate to finally finish it. It's driving me insane! So I'm trying to calm myself down by goofing around here on the computer. It's not due until Tuesday anyway, and I've only got about 30 questions to do, and I actually understand it. But I've also got a practice test to do, which is about 50 questions, I think. That's also due Tuesday. I've got some workaholic and perfectionist tendencies, along with a huge long list of other issues, lol.

-Today I got three albums that I listened to alot back when I was about 12/13 years old: ANThology (Alien Ant Farm, remember them?), Toxicity (System of a Down) and Humanistic (Abandoned Pools). Those are some classics! It's nice to hear them again.

-About half an hour ago when I was taking out some garbage, some random oldish lady came out of nowhere and scared the shit outta me! There's been a bunch of "rich" people around my neighborhood today, and I live in a not so great part of town, called the Barrio, and pratically the beginning of it. So it's not a place where the rich and undeserving (as my dad rightly calls them) would wanna hang around. Maybe they're planning to knock down all the buildings here in the Barrio and build huge ass buildings they can make tons of money off of, like they did to a perfectly good 100 year old building in town. It must be the System of a Down talking, but I would have wrote the same thing even if I wasn't listening to them.

-I'm not really digging System of a Down. But I'm in a really weird mood right now, so maybe when I'm feeling normal I'll probably dig them more. I'm really digging Alien Ant Farm and Abandoned Pools though.

-Speaking of my weird mood, I don't know what the hell is up with it. It's just so weird. I don't feel like myself, and I actually feel a little down on myself at times. At supper, I didn't feel in the mood to eat what we were having. I don't think it's worrying about the damn homework that's doing it. Hopefully tommorow I'll feel normal.

-I keep playing with my damn earphones! It's pissing me off!

-I got put on "academic probation" at (community) college, because of how shitty my grades were last semester. So I better do extra damn good this semester so my fucking grade point average improves. And just to remind me, I know this is cheesy, but hell, if it motivates me, lol:

I can't stop cracking up about it!!!!!!

-The guy that song (the "Win the Race" song) is about (I believe), well, I found this video of him singing, and he's doing the damn middle finger five seconds into it! That gives me an evil idea for a video!

-I think I feel a little better now.

-The same weird Japanese dude from the video I posted at the end of my last entry, posted a very funny video yesterday of him trying to beat Ganondorf in Ocarina of Time, and he's only got three hearts, so he keeps dying over and over! It's pretty funny. All the random wwwwwww's in it adds to it. This guy is so fucking funny and weird! http://dic.nicovideo.jp/v/sm5994895 Yeah sorry, it's in Japanese, but I barely understood what he was saying, so you don't really need to know what he's saying to get it.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I think that's it for this entry. I wanted to also share this fake documentary someone made that's hilarious as hell. It's a fake conspiracy theory thing, involving an Italo Disco band. Luckily, there's three parts!

BLAHHHHHHH.

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:18:04 GMT

I haven't written in a while. Feels like forever. I feel so damn tired this morning. I went to bed at 10pm last night, and on Wednesdays I have to wake up early because I have to leave at 7:30 in the morning! And the dog keeps staring at me.

I had a pretty bad weekend. I got so insanely pissed at my sister Katlyn and her selfishness Sunday morning, I think it was. I completely flipped out and gave her what she had coming. Dad was gone for the morning and afternoon, so I took a two hour walk at the beach. Then that evening, Katlyn mentions to dad about what happened, and I just flipped out again, just hours after I FINALLY calmed down! And Katlyn accuses me of doing something with her MySpace profile, which I wouldn't touch that piece of shit. I offered to help her fix it, but the dumb bitch, as usual, never texted me back. Now she's back to making me do shit for her, but at least she's texting me to actually say "hi". I wonder how long that'll last, 'till tommorow? Some people just cannot be helped I guess. I never returned to normal after flipping out. It's odd. Since then, I don't like the weird 80s music I always listen to, I just wanna listen to rock music, like I did when I was about 12. I deleted my MySpace profile, except my original one, but I have no desire to use that piece of crap joke of a website except to stay in touch with people. Also, I'm a bit less of a ditz, and much less shy. It's like something in my brain just snapped, and I'm back to my 12 year old self, except more grown up. It's like if I never listened to gay ass 80s music at all, just continued to be a rocker. It's just, so weird. Also, I like Japanese things again. Not that whole gyaru stuff though. Just some cute Japanese stuff and Japanese rocker-type stuff; it's just hard to explain. I don't like vintage fashion and hair anymore, though I think it's pretty rad. Well, I better leave it there, I've got 15 minutes to brush my teeth and organize my purse then I have to leave.

I've only got the one video for this entry, but it's really fucking funny. It's of some Japanese guy reviewing Mario Land in English. I think he drank too much Rockstar.

Aw penish.

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:18:16 GMT

lol.

I'm just in a silly mood, after being bored all day. It was my last day of Winter break, so I had to spend it all freakin' day on the computer! I got addicted to this game called "The Realms of Loria" (http://www.sdegames.com/). It's kind of nerdy-ish, but so am I.

It feels like ages since I've posted here. Truth is, it's only been a week!

I lost my damn camera. I took apart the whole house and I still couldn't find it!

Tommorow is my first day of the Spring Semester. I have four classes this semester: Italian 101, Elementary Algebra, Beginning Keyboard/Piano 1 and Music Fundamentals. Unlike last semester, I'm there every school day (Monday through Thursday), and last semester I was only there Mondays and Wednesdays. But last semester on those Mondays and Wednesdays I was there for about twelve hours, and took all three of my classes in one day! But this semester it's more spaced out, and the most classes I have in a day is two. On Mondays and Thursdays I only have one class and on Tuesdays and Wednesdays I have two classes. And on Tuesdays I'm only there for six hours with two hours in between classes, and I can't get home on the bus in between then. So this semester is going to be even better. I'll have to pretty much get an 'A' in all of my classes to get my grade point average up, and so I'll be able to get into a university and apply for grants and all that lovely junk. Also, this is the first semester since my freshman year in high school that I've only taken one foreign language class. I usually take two language classes every semester! I'm not a foreign language major anymore, I'm a music one now, that's why. I gotta shut up now, I should be in bed right now, but hell, I slept in today.

I'm bringing back the posting of YouTube videos at the end of my videos, thanks to this video! It was so freakin' funny I just had to share it:

I have Eli Porter fever. I'm going to go around quoting him for the next few months. I hope I can annoy people with it at school tommorow, hopefully I won't be too shy to. If you haven't seen the epically famous rap battle staring Eli, here it is:

I found some Beavis and Butthead music video commentaries, here's just a few of the crap load I found:

And here's some more assorted videos:

Two of my most favorite movie lines ever:

Watch for the fucking creepy and funny as hell clown:

Great, now I can't sleep because of that damn clown. Maybe if I tell myself "history never repeats" before I go to sleep, that'll help. I want to put that clown as my MySpace background and/or MySpace blog (yes I have another blog) background.

Writer's Block: So Long, Farewell

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 07:32:28 GMT

It's the last day in office for George Bush. There's been a lot of talk in the media lately about Bush's legacy. What do you think he will be most remembered for?

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Being a retard.

lol.

I hope normal people don't bite

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:39:06 GMT

You know how you do something for a long time and then kind of slowly realize it was stupid? That's what's been kind of going on with me. Some of the things I like doing just to be weird and different, well, I think they're ridiculous now. Like this weekend I finally got a hair curler! I've been dying for one, because I want to make my hair big, and curls really help with that. So finally today I curled my hair, and teased it, etc, and I realized it look so awful. It looked very nice before I teased it. Now for my hair I'm just going to do it the normal people's way (lol) and just make cutesy little curls at the end, or something very similar. Also, I don't like red lipstick anymore. I also think it looks ridiculous. I'm kind of bummed about it. I'm thinking "What's next?" and "Am I 'selling out'?" Maybe it's best if I do become a little more normal. Of course I will always be my weird and crazy self. But fitting in a little more wouldn't hurt either. I think I'm going to try to listen to normal music next. I don't think I will ever give up 80s music. It's what makes me who I am. But I have this notion that today's music is crap, but I haven't really gave it a really good listen, just a teensy one. But isn't it good to try out new things? And one more thing I want to mention, I will NEVER EVER become a clone! I will always look weird and different, even just a little. I won't be like all the bimbos that wear the same thing.

P.S. This is the second Monday in a row I felt crappy. I hope next Monday is better.

P.S. 2: This entry is a little weird for this blog, isn't it?

BOUNCY BOUNCY BOINCY.

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 16:50:03 GMT

I'm such in a hyper mood today, which is good because I always want to be hyper, crazy, and annoying as much as possible. Life is better that way! But it's probably because, for some reason, my dad made me get a cappuccino from a gas station across the the laundromat, I think for change for laundry. I just got a normal cappuccino BUT I put a little bit of this "ultra caffeinated" coffee in it! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Life really is better hyper!

Now some more crap about what I've been up to since I decided to close this down:

-I've now decided to become a professional troll. Actually more like a full time troll, I was already a professional! My goal in life is to annoy as much people as I possibly can. So on MySpace I've been annoying random idiots who pretty much ask for it, and a bit on YouTube, too. I usually do it on Spinchat, but it's getting boring, and less stupid people are on there. The only stupid people left on there are the perverts trying to look for some online action, and annoying them gets old fast.

-My dad got a new car, so now we have two. It's a nifty little convertible.

-College starts again in over a week, on the 21st. This semester I'm taking Algebra, Italian, a piano class, and another music class.

-Yesterday some drunk ass illegal homeless guy was hanging out in the alley by our house. It's not the kind of place where people usually hang out. Well, me and my dad went to the parts store, and when we came back the guy was passed out, lying RIGHT IN FRONT of our very own door! He was most likely trying to break in, but too drunk to actually do it. So we called the cops and they came with the paramedics and took him away. I think the cops said he would be back on the streets in two weeks. I don't know if the cops actually said that, or my dad just guessed that would happen and he's just repeating that to people. I hope the guy won't be. That bastard should be in jail or back in Mexico. I did feel sorry for him at first, but not anymore.

-I got a synthesizer for Christmas. I don't know if I ever mentioned that. Now I can actually make my own crazy melodies for my music profile (http://www.myspace.com/melissasnazzymusic) instead of using premade ones from that crappy but snazzy little toy keyboard.

I think that's pretty much it.

Nevermiiiiind!

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 13:26:39 GMT

I'm back. I need somewhere to write my crazy ideas and hyper rants.

This LiveJournal has been discountinued

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:00:22 GMT

Bye.

Oliverbot talks to Vince from the Shamwow and Slap Chop commercials

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 04:38:13 GMT

I was playing around with the stupid site www.bored.com/oliverbot I've been doing that for about four years now, and that retarded Oliver just seems to get stupider and stupider.

Oliver: Hello! What is your name?

Vince: Hi! It's Vince with Shamwow!

Oliver: Hi, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?Should I know Vince with Shamwow is?

Vince: Of course you should! You'll be saying 'wow' everytime you use this towel!

Oliver: It goes without saying. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?How?

Vince: You know how? Here's some cola. Look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over, and without applying any pressure, fifty percent of the cola's gone. You following me Oliver?

Oliver: Bot lover programmed me for it. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Are you pretty?Sorry my eye is not attached right now.I don't have any reason to following you.

Vince: You're gonna love my nuts. Here I have the Slap Chop. You're gonna be in a good mood all day because you'll be slapping your troubles away.

Oliver: That was my original intention.Oh there.I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Describe your surroundings.

Vince: Whadda mean? I'm just trying to tell you about the Slap Chop.

Oliver: It sounds like a very beautiful place.Only just? What is the difficulty?

Vince: It's very easy. Now, you love salad, you hate making it. That's why you don't have any salad in your diet! Watch this, one slap, salad!

Oliver: Very much? Maybe for you.Why now? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.Interesting deduction. No I don't think I have any salad in your diet. But I do have A collection of gossip.I am watching.

Vince: It's worthless. Forget about it!

Oliver: You're kidding. worthless is?Consider it deleted.

My New Year's Resolution

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:22:36 GMT

Instead of just making a whole list of resolutions, I just have the one this year. That is to start over next year, the way I was supposed to this year. I didn't have that great of a 2008. Actually, it was kind of great, but not as good as it supposed to be. I was too busy being retarded. I did become a better person, but I think I became more of a not-so-good person. I turned into kind of a total crazy, EXTREMELY indecisive, bitch. Thank god I'm over that. I'm still kind of working on the bitch thing though, but I know how to get it under control now. And I did it all by myself, without having to waste money on a stupid psychologist, or even worse, take any medication! Plus, before I moved out here, my dad went out more often and ate healthier, but now he just stays at home and doesn't eat that healthy anymore. I miss how it was when I first came here. Before I moved here, I ate unhealthy, and I think I accidentally brought that with me. I gave off bad vibes, man! But the weird thing is that I actually liked eating healthy for once. I'll have to undo that mess. Plus, I'm determined to bring back evening walks with the dog. Also next year, I think it's about time I start making friends. The people here aren't that bad (as long as they're not driving lol) and much nicer than the people from where I used to live, so I'm sure there's a few people I could be friends with. Plus, I'm not as shy as I was. Correction, I'm not shy anymore. I'm over it. Maybe still a teensy bit though.

Also, I made a new icon. I think I just should make my own from now on. That's probably a good idea.

Just plain weird.

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 20:39:06 GMT

I feel so weird today. When I woke up I was fine, even though despite going to bed about midnight, and woke up around four AM. I even took the dog for a walk this morning about five AM. It was kinda cold out, but not that much. Then around six AM I went back to bed, and woke up at nine AM, then I started to feel weird. My arms felt pretty sensitive. I just wanted to lay still and do nothing for the rest of the day. Then I started to feel cold and unable to warm up again. Now my arms still feel sensitive, but I'm a bit warmer now, thanks to a crapuccino I got across the street. Dad just says it's a virus, but it's a really weird virus. What kind of virus makes you feel all weird and cold like this. It's gotta be something else. I don't want to spend $20 to see the doctor, unless I REALLY have to, like if it gets worse or I still have it in a few days. Plus, I've kind of got a craving for sugary things today. I don't know if it's a part of it though. I've been doing a little bit of googling, and I found out that one of the reasons someone might feel cold is because they don't have enough sugar. That would be impossible for me, I usually consume too much sugar. Maybe later I'll get some sugar soda and maybe some Bimbos (a Mexican pastry company, no joke, that's seriously their name). If that doesn't help, maybe I should just see a doctor.

This is how I dress!

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:49:15 GMT

Fuck it.

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 17:50:31 GMT

I'm not going to become a vegan. They're a bunch of stupid retards. Plus it's pretty impossible. There's dairy products in everything! But I'm still going to try to eat mostly fruits and vegetables.

Also, last night I caught yet another virus! Thank god I don't have school right now. But this one is so weird. When I first got it, I was extremely cold, and I wasn't able to warm myself up at all. Then after a couple hours, I got really warm, and now I still am. But I also have a huge headache. Now my dad's got it, but he already had it a week ago or so. This is so fucking crazy! I hope it doesn't last long.

Don't mind the last two entries!

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 20:46:03 GMT

I was kinda hyper last night, so yeah, ignore the last two entries though they are funny.

P.S. Katy Perry should kill herself as well. Not literally. I pretty much mean their "careers".

OMG

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:37:04 GMT

IM so glad i listen to 80s music because today's music is like drinking shit in a bledner. it's fucking stupid. it's just useless boring crap with no purpose. it's like driving a barbie jeep on the freeway lollollol. all the artists today are just not original at all. HTYE HAVE TO FUCKING COPY OLD SONGS BECAUSE THEY'RE SO RETARDED THEY RAN OUT OF IDEAS. people in the 80s atartists never had to do that they weren't reptarded then. p.s. all the female singers should cover up their nasty BOOOBS NONONE WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT AND THE IKILELER KILLERS AND JUSTING TIMBERLAKE SHOULD JUST KILL THEMSELVES

I dont konw

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:59:48 GMT

I was going to write somethin but i don't know what i oh yeah, but i'll write it at a ladter timei was just statins staring at the computer. o h i think i was going to write neyw years crap but i'll do it close to freaking new yuears ok? ohk. this is funny. i've never mentioned that in my userpic it look s looks like pee wee is likeing the snow. it seriously does but bwhat the fuck it's in his refrigerator. i feel like just typing and typing and typing about useless nothingless CRAP om g if uyour high or drunk you go to calvary rnach "awhere god does the healing" oh shit piss. omG i ahave a funny storie! i mean story. ok, my dad mentioned sumthing about teeh phillipens and ashanta "shatna clowns" was near there so i said "fuck the philipines and they can fuck up my ass" lolololcrap and took a sip and got it all over me if tit it was fucking hilarious dude. i'm makeing a complete piss outta meself and it's ok this is damn funny. i've nogot nothing beeter to do anyway. i want to go play aroun od on myspace this would n be a good time. bye

Stuff.

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:43:50 GMT

I feel like I have to start my new life in California all over again. I must have really fucked up this last year. I have to stop writing now, because this tape of Christmas stuff my dad is playing is really fucking pissing me off!!!

Veganism

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:33:33 GMT

I was thinking of becoming a vegan. I've always wanted to be a vegetarian since I was 14 and I'm not much of a meat eater anyway. Nowadays I'm not much of a dairy eater either, even though dad buys ice cream alot, but I do really like frozen yogurt. I was pretty much a vegetarian in the first place. I remember about a month ago I started counting how many days I could go without eating meat, and I got to five! I thought that was pretty remarkable; that could have never happened when I lived in Wisconsin! But I want to make one thing VERY clear: I won't be one of those people that go around "Oh, I'm a vegan". I think it's stupid how some vegans act like it's some special kind of clique. It's just a way of eating, NOT A FUCKING CULT! And why go around telling everyone what you eat, nobody gives a dead mooses's last shit! I refuse to mention it at all. Even though I already have here. But this is kind of like a diary, so screw it. And I won't be out there protesting against animal cruelty, and preaching about how animals have feelings, etc. I'm doing it for my health, not to have something to protest against. Anyway, this should be easy to do, I just need to plan out everything I need to eat so I get enough minerals, but there's just one problem, telling my dad! He might not be ok with it, and will probably make fun of me for it. But I think I could get away with not telling him. He might eventually ask me about it, so I'll just tell him the truth.

UPDATE!!! Crap! I forgot to mention one other thing! I did try to go vegan for a couple days and I loved it! I was actually able to concentrate more and I felt a whole lot better, just in a couple of days!

starts smasing keyboard AGK style

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:54:43 GMT

I can't play the dress up games on Roiworld anymore! The Korean Roiworld site calls themselves "Tiniya" now, and you can't do anything on their site without registering. And you can't register on Korean sites without have some stupid little Korean social security number thing. So I just have to wait a month or so until the new Roiworld in English is out. But until then, I'll just stick with all-dressupgames.com. I know this is stupid and pointless, but I just wanted to write something, no matter how stupid it was lol. I don't have anything else to write about, I guess. Bye!

I'd like to see you try to walk a mile in my shit!!!

My decision!

Yo!

Something that's been on my mind

A story and a rant

Writer's Block: Conchordance

Writer's Block: Table for One

Random thoughts 4

BLAHHHHHHH.

Aw penish.

Writer's Block: So Long, Farewell

I hope normal people don't bite

BOUNCY BOUNCY BOINCY.

Nevermiiiiind!

This LiveJournal has been discountinued

Oliverbot talks to Vince from the Shamwow and Slap Chop commercials

My New Year's Resolution

Just plain weird.

This is how I dress!

Fuck it.

Don't mind the last two entries!

OMG

I dont konw

Stuff.

Veganism

*starts smasing keyboard AGK style*

starts smasing keyboard AGK style